When a normal-sized human is in a relationship with a midget, the relationship is called "intersized." This term is derived from the term "interracial," which denotes two people of different races dating.
Raquel: Do you see that couple over there? It's a midget woman and a 6-foot-tall guy.
Lola: Does she carry around a stepladder for when she wants to kiss him?
Salma: Hey, let's be a little more tolerant of the intersized couple.
Pedro: I don't agree with intersized couples. It just doesn't seem natural.
Salma: You know what else isn't natural? Your face.