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4 definitions by b-child

1. Compstipation
When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully.
*Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's got COMPSTIPATION!"
computer constipation pation comp poop
by B-child Mar 15, 2006 add a video
2. altercocker
Yidish for "old shitter". Elderly person.
"Hey...look at that altercocker over there!"
alter cocker old shitter yidish
by b-child Nov 28, 2006 add a video
3. du bist klien in der hosen!
A comeback phrase in german specifically saying, you are small in the pants!! This is most perferreably an insult towards boys. Heeheehee.
Hey oliver!! du bist klien in der hosen! suck it!
du bist klien in der hosen
by b-child Apr 6, 2006 add a video
4. WOW
You put your two hands on either side of your face, making W's with three fingers. Then, open your mouth, so it spells out WOW, it's GREAT!!!
When someone is saying something that isn't very funny, you do the hand signal and say "wow! who cares?"
w o wow wowwy wow wow wow like omg
by b-child Jul 3, 2006 add a video
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