The miscarriage of an inconvenient pregnancy.
Kayla got knocked up, but had an immaculate abortion.
Death from a sexually transmitted disease brought about by a hedonistic lifestyle.
Look at that lecher. He'll die a death by a thousand cunts.
A man who is able to satisfy all of a woman's needs, but has no feelings for her.
She's headed for a fall. He's a lying dildo.
Someone who is superficially on good terms with everyone by dint of insincere graces.
He seems nice, but he's a mocksucker.
Sexual intercourse where neither participant wishes to orgasm before the other (see Mexican stand off).
Last night we had a Mexican get off. It lasted a good half hour.
Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.
When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.
The amicable splitting of a couple - not yet scientifically proven to be possible.
Mr Smith's publicist claimed that the split with his lover was cold fission.