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2 definitions by ayeman

 
1.
1. A monkey who lives either in the sink or in a bath.
2. A man/women who is arse faced ugly, and resembles monkey missing chromosomes.
you my friend, are a plugmonkey
I had to get the plumber round, there's a plugmonkey in the sink.
by ayeman September 22, 2004
 
2.
derived from the French *wazoo" (pillock), this derrogatory term can be losely associated to people who are not very good at stuff, like ugly people.
you my friend, are a wazzick.
I can't hear you for you are too ugly and are a wazzick of sorts.
by ayeman September 22, 2004