Refers to Birde Williams, a young, talented writer who is sure to totally revolutionize the way people think about vampires. A little crazy, but we don't ask questions. Has an unfortunate habit of giving characters names that would be cool if they weren't so damn hard to pronounce. Also does some incredibly kick-ass manga. If you don't read her books, you might as well stamp an "I'm Illiterate" sign on your forehead.
Kid1: Dude, have you bought Birde's new book yet?
Kid2: Uhh, who's Birde?
Kid1: Goddamn son, what the hell's the matter with you? Deprived of her, do you even know how to read anymore? What an idiot! That boy needs therapy!