A rag used to wipe up cum after a sexual escapade. Depending on intensity and residue, the cum cloth can be made of something as delicate as microfiber cloth or a heavy weighing, ultra absorbent beach towel. Some prefer the cloth to be warm and wet.

Unequivocally uncool, usually a rotund woman who makes annoying cackling goose calls at her muy pequeño television set while watching reruns of Roseanne. She usually drives a minivan and works in radio.