2 definitions by awfulbridesmaid

to take a dump so large that people feel the weight of it dropping for miles around.
Hand me the matches and a magazine...I have to go create dark matter.
by awfulbridesmaid December 3, 2010
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Those hot, clam-smacking whores were spying on the Chinese in an elaborate operation of lesbianage.
by awfulbridesmaid December 3, 2010
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