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H.A.M. is an acronym of the phrase Hot Ass Mess, spelled either h.a.m or H.A.M.. The acronym becomes an adjective which can be used for any person, place or thing.
Did you see Chevette's new haircut? It is so H.A.M. or I am so H.A.M today, I was up way too late drinking and acting a fool. or Did you check out Craig's new neighborhood...H.A.M.!
by austinwondo June 21, 2009