1: A word which is fortunate enough to have a multitude of definitions, the most simplistic of which being: not bent.
For example if you are currenly indluging yourself in sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex whilst reading this, you are evidently bent. Who reads dictionaries whilst fucking? If you are not currently participating in the prestated activity you are most definitely not bent.
People who can't read are never bent. (straight)