1 definition by ataranlen

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muffins means sex. You can say muffins anytime you would normally say the word sex.
I like muffins! We had muffins last night.
Home-made muffins
Otis spunkmeyer muffins (old people sex)
Lemon poppy seed muffins (sex when you're high)
by ataranlen September 05, 2006

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