Biwinning, also written as Bi-winning, is a Charlie Sheen
diagnosis that describes the presence of one or more levels of winning-ness. These elevated levels of winning have no correlation to the depressive episodes of bipolar disorder
. According to Charlie Sheen’s research; one must “Win here and win there” to be diagnosed as biwinning.
Some of the side effects of biwinning are a passion perceived as anger and hate, prolonged drug-filled nights with porn stars, loss of short and long term memory, and increased tolerance to seven gram rocks. The FDA has not yet approved a cure for biwinning, however initial findings indicate that the blood of a tiger may unlock the secret to a stable and lasting cure.
"I am not bipolar. I am biwinning..." -Charlie Sheen