1 definition by astronautjesus
A dribble of santorum, the frothy mix of lubricant and feces sometimes resultant from anal intercourse. Named in honor of Rick Santelli from CNBC, who called you a loser.
I thought I had contained all of the santorum, but alas, a santelli still went down my leg as I walked to the bathroom.
by astronautjesus February 21, 2009