2 definitions by asteroth
Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.
Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"
Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"
Person 1: "No?"
Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"
Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"
Person 1: "No?"
Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"
by asteroth February 21, 2010
The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
by asteroth February 25, 2010