Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight
up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel
a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting
Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated
brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls
would do the cooking. This modern
the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face
when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.