1 definition by assassin3111

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A guy who wears navy blue Mock Turtle Neck sweaters from Abercrombie. Mike is a quick cummer and frequently gets caught masturbating in public by the police. Mike has a dirty car and has little girls panties on the front seat of his car.
Hey Mike, " Nice Mock Turtle Neck Fuck Face."
by assassin3111 September 04, 2009

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