1 definition by ass muncher 9000

Someone that doesn't actually have tourettes syndrome, but can't help but say ass after every word,or in addition to words, modifying them, but sounding like a complete tool as a result. Nobody really says it out loud, but every hates these guys.
Tom: "Dude, fuck me in my ass! holy ass! did you see that fly-ass motherfucker doing that buttery-ass boardslide? I about shat my pants that was so bad ass. Sphincter!"

Doug: "Dude, you dumb-ass. You have ass tourettes."
by ass muncher 9000 July 21, 2010
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