If your wench is passed out, and you need to teach her a lesson. Bust a load in one of her eyes,rendering it useless and creating a patch that teaches her that "yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum!"
"One time I gave that bitch a sleepy pirate and she had to wear an eyepatch for a week.
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