1 definition by asfhhj

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the "girl" a guy is taking home to have sex with.

this girl is really his hand, that he is going home to masterbate with. hold it up and the fingers spell out J-i-l-l.

makes him sound cool, even though everyone knows he's pathetic and can't get any.
guy1: "me and my girl had so much sex last night"
guy2: "yeah me too, i met this fucking hot chick named Jill."
by asfhhj June 22, 2006

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