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A hypocritical bitch, which can be any hypocritical woman, jk. Used when someone is being a bitchy hypocrite, but five syllables is just too much for you.
Hypocritch: HAHA! she gave you herpes?!

Chris Brown: shut up you hypocritch, you have AIDS.
by asdfjkl dasf dasf fuck you July 08, 2009

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