3 definitions by arse mustard

Gorilla garden

A female lady garden overgrown and coarse like gorilla hair

As I slid down her body my head was level with her nether region. My god she needed to trim as I coped a mouth full of her gorilla garden

by arse mustard August 18, 2013

gimbit

the piece of skin that joins the foreskin to the bellend on a mans penis

she was so tight i forced it in and ripped my gimbit off and it bled like hell.

by arse mustard May 20, 2009

Arse Mustard

Yellow runny Poo that burns on the way out like mustard a result of a bad curry or food poisoning.

I have just had the worst crap and it burned on the way out and looked like the curry as it went in Korma yellow it was Arse Mustard

by arse mustard May 19, 2009