1 definition by argyle sock

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1. A joke of a university that sells degrees to people who have not yet acquired sixth grade writing skills.

2. "The Harvard of the Rio Grande" according to the half-wits who run the place.

3. The cherry on top of the stinking shit heap known as Laredo.

4. The dripping anus of the Texas A&M system.

A.K.A. Texas A&M International University
Job Applicant: I wented to the big skool an gotted my degree in antrapology.

Prospective Employer: You're a TAMIU graduate, aren't you?
by argyle sock October 20, 2011

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