1. A joke of a university that sells degrees to people who have not yet acquired sixth grade writing skills.
2. "The Harvard of the Rio Grande" according to the half-wits who run the place.
3. The cherry on top of the stinking shit heap known as Laredo.
4. The dripping anus of the Texas A&M system.
A.K.A. Texas A&M International University
Job Applicant: I wented to the big skool an gotted my degree in antrapology.
Prospective Employer: You're a TAMIU graduate, aren't you?