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1 definition by argodelmar

A personal hygiene product that spontaneously explodes, oozes, or forcibly leaks.
Volitoiletries are not allowed in the passenger cabin.

I was almost injured this morning by a volitoiletry when my shaving cream exploded.
by argodelmar April 30, 2012
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