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14 definitions by archimedest

 
8.
Anxiety caused by a desire to fondle female breasts.
I couldn't wait to touch her beautiful tits---the pectation was killing me!
by archimedest July 28, 2006
 
9.
extremely overweight and slow
We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.
by archimedest July 22, 2006
 
10.
If you're reading this then you already know what the internet is, so why are you reading this, DF?
A defintion of the internet on the internet is as useless as the internet itself.
by archimedest July 26, 2006
 
11.
Dyslexic for 'Death'.
Dyslexic Dan met his daeth while mountian clmibing.
by archimedest July 25, 2006
 
12.
when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.
The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.
by archimedest September 11, 2006
 
13.
WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.
With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.
by archimedest July 22, 2006
 
14.

WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.

With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.
by archimedest August 02, 2006