1 definition by arch duke carlton

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The process of taking a traffic cone with a hole in the top, inserting it in someones vagina or asshole, pouring a carton of milk, apple juice and orange juice into it, adding oatmeal, waiting for it to warm and eating it out.
Yo bro, last night i oatmeal socked the shit out of that skag, shit was ace.
by arch duke carlton January 24, 2011

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