4 definitions by ara

Top Definition
A woman who stays home to take care of the house, the kids, the husband and the pets. She works up a sweat, has anxiety attacks and burst into tears when a 2 year old says "no!" for the 100th time that day after having to picking up dog poop from the livingroom floor, washing 3 loads of laundry, washed all the dishes, went grocery shopping with 2 screaming kids, who get sick and throw up in the middle of the store. Then she comes home ,cleans up the kids, starts to make dinner with both kids hanging on her leg, only to have it burn. She recieves no thanks from anyone and gets no paycheck.
I have no life...I am a housewife.
by Ara April 11, 2005
A woman who is capable of taking on children, home and husband.
She is a strong woman who can handle anything that comes her way.
Going to work outside of the house, then coming home to children and chores is hard (I've done it), but honey, let me tell you, staying home with children 24/7, never being able to socialize with other adults without any children around is MUCH more exuasting.
Working outside of the house does Not equal to 3 full-time jobs, it equals to 1 full-time and 1 part-time. By the time you get home to the "part-time job", you welcome the screaming of your little ones and singing sesame street songs, because you havn't heard it ALL DAY LONG!!
Most stay at home moms aren't rich. Sometimes it's cheaper to stay home than to pay for daycare.
Most (including myself) prefer to know that what the children are learning is coming from you, not daycare workers, or the "rude kid" at daycare.
These are crucial years, and they are lerning everything from scratch...best to be learning from mom.
Timmy's mom stays home with him all day. She's a stay at home mom.
by Ara April 12, 2005
Legal soft-core porn for horny teenagers at public events
*Cheerleader does the splits*
Guy: *nuts in pants*
by Ara January 20, 2005
It stands for Frequently Overdosed Old Shit Head. a.k.a. an old fogie who does way to many "fun things" than is good for 'em...It's also just a random insulting term to use on any old git.
"You bloody Foosh!"
"That is one helluva foosh over there"
by Ara April 02, 2004

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