When an asian masseuse is massaging you with her feet and accidentally shits her pants onto your back.
Guy 1 : Hey bro, how was your massage?
Guy 2 : It was great man, except the masseuse fuckin' gave me a panther kiss.
Guy 1 : Damn dude, it's gross but hot at the same time, right?
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