5 definitions by apocalypse5

Top Definition
Big Floppy Penis Syndrome. A rare desease where the penis exceeds 10 feet but is always floppy.
Guy1: Danny has bfps!
Asian/Brian: What is bfps?
Guy1: Your mom.
Asian/Brian: ...
Guy1: Faggot.
by apocalypse5 April 23, 2006
The greatest writer of the 20th century.
You wish that you were half the man Hemmingway was.
by apocalypse5 April 23, 2006
Home of the elusive forty-year old man. Creepy old people hang out in their mother's basement and play online games, where they pretend they have familys and friends. Said old people often have no penis.
Oldman:Sorry guys, I have to go, wife aggro
John:Creepy faggot, go masterbate to beastiality
Oldman:K
John(to friend):I AM SO SICK OF CREEPY OLD MEN WHO LIVE IN THEIR MOTHER'S BASEMENT
by apocalypse5 April 23, 2006
Central North America composed of nothing but cornfields and hillbillies.
Kid1:I am sure glad i do not live in the Kansas Territory.
Kid2:Man you said it!
by apocalypse5 April 24, 2006
used after the name of an opposing player in an internet game to insinuate that said player has done something to make him look like a noob, and that you are asking the others in the game if he is known to be one, made to piss people off when they do something stupid, or when they dont
Player1: PLAYER2 = NOOB!?!?!?
Player2: SHUT THE FUCK UP,IM SO SICK OF YOUR SHIT!
Player1: PLAYER2 = NOOB!?!?!?
Player2: Thats it guys I'm out, gl...
Player1: L2P kkthnxbai n00b
<Player2 has left the game>
by apocalypse5 June 26, 2006

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