4 definitions by apieceoftoast

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The injured anus after unlubricated anal sex
oh my boyfriend fucked me last night with no lube and now I have significant anal carnage
by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005

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can only be done with a 10 inch or longer penis. A jump spin in which the erect penis smacks someone in the face breaking bones and loosing teeth
hey biatch gimme yo wallet

you will face my spinning dragon

what da fuck

haya

"crack"

aww fuck my jaw
by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005

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farting bareassed in a person's face so dried shit particles spray all over the victim
he was asleep with a hangover, so I gave him a wake up blast
by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005

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hitting someone in the face hard with both nuts, usually causes significant pain to the attacker
My teacher flunked me so I gave her a double whammy. Fuck my balls hurt
by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005

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