1 definition by anti steelers fan

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The towel that you jizz into and then hide under your bed and then try to use later when it gets all crusty and yellow.
After a month of missing my terrible towel I found it in the corner under my bed, but when I used it, it rubbed by dick raw because it was so crusty.
by anti steelers fan January 30, 2006

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