Having sex with your socks on.
"I had sox with Jeff last night."
"Ew, isn't that awkward? Socks always make a guy's naked legs look so stumpy."
"Yeah, but it was so cold and we were super-horny so we couldn't be bothered taking them off."
"Oh, well I guess that's understandable."
From the word exacerbate: to make a situation worse through masturbation.
"I had the worse day ever! I got a parking ticket, failed my Calc exam, and to top it all off, my mom caught me jerking off."
"You really exmasturbated that, huh?"
A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.
"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"
"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."
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