21 definitions by anonymus bosch

Accelerating your vehicle to over 100mph.
"John did the ton-up on the way over."
by Anonymus Bosch September 29, 2005
Reasonably obscure punk band from Minnesota during the mid-eighties. Not skinhead, despite the name. They were just white and noisy, plain and simple.
Matilda fell on the beer in Richard's basement while White Noise repeated their first set.
by Anonymus Bosch July 14, 2006
Source of the word "pathetic." An almost predetermined likelihood that events will play out in a certain way. Resistance is futile (pathetic)... the 'stupidity' of trying to change things that are obviously going to go in a certain direction.
Manfred was overcome by the pathos in Hamlet.

Jimmy saw the oil all over the road right in front of his car, so he stomped on the brakes and turned the wheel to avoid the concrete wall on the other side. How pathetic.

by Anonymus Bosch June 28, 2006
A person that, while bathing in a bathtub, farts and then either bites at or pops the resulting bubbles. I personally first heard this definition in the early 70s.
(bathroom door opens, howl of anguish, door slams) Mister, your wife's a DORK! I mean an ACTUAL DORK!
by Anonymus Bosch April 04, 2006
Short for flannel, the comfy wintertime fabric.
"Matilda sure looked hot in her new flan jammies, 'specially 'cause she forgot the pants."
by Anonymus Bosch January 06, 2006
A rude football fan.
That froob is so sauced on 3.2 he couldn't shut it to save his mother's life!
by Anonymus Bosch November 14, 2005
To accuse someone of a misdeed to an authority (as in pointing your finger at someone).
"They found the broken window and asked John about it. He started fingering Manfred right away, so they let him go and hauled Manfred in to talk about it."
by Anonymus Bosch January 06, 2006

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