Someone who hangs about mainly in a football club, or park. They drink White Ace cider and tend to wear alot of checkers.
Cretins like this are on the dole and use all of their money to buy white ace cider. Often they tick alchol from the shop untill their parents/nan gives them more money
They have 1 best friend (who is equally a cretin) who will worship the ground they walk on and do everything they are told to do.
Cretins are always drunk and play drinking games. They cause trouble on the streets and everyone laughs at them. Cretins do not realise they have a problem or that they are being laughed at. They think they are just having fun and there is nothing wrong it what they are doing. They also take no pride in their personal appearance and tend to look like woody out of "this is england"