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a really big douche with a ghetto ass name, who loves to pick his bum crusties all day long. He also enjoys some kinky zebra porn, and loves to give it to his teddy bears!
I hate cainyn johnson.

ya' hear what he do?
by animalporn(: November 07, 2009

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