2 definitions by andyman3000

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Verb describing the act of a male assuming Alpha Male dominance in any instance which would cause males to compete for control, dominance, power, attention.

Generally involves one males assertion of confidence over others which often supersedes other males' minuscule attempts to small talk a sexy waitress.
I was shocked to see Rick alpha maling last week during his preformance review. It no doubt worked because his female superiors gave him a raise and I have a sneaking suspicion his ball finally dropped.. I had no idea Rick could alpha male bro.
by andyman3000 January 06, 2012

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Something that is insane but also dangerous.
It would be insangerous to skydive without a parachute.
by andyman3000 December 01, 2011

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