2 definitions by analsexxx

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a jack-in-the-box, is when, while havig intercourse, the mans penis, comes out of the other end o a womn, making her as suprised as a 2 year old with a jack-in-th-box
1 ahhh, mummy!!!!
2. oh, shit, thats the first time Ive given a jack-in-th-box!!!
by analsexxx March 12, 2005

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the internets way of showing me to speak italian, and those mediteranean fucks, how to speak italian to, the one on the internet called me a pussy, and told me to fuck off, it hurt *sob*
pofter poofter poofter sex!!!
by analsexxx March 27, 2005

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