Not being able to skate on ice with out your ankles "bending" out. making you look like someone who can't skate.
also known as Kankle Bender.
Omg dude, that kid looks like a retard when he skates. He is such a philibender!
#1. A person who masturbates with a pillow over the age of 85.
#2. A young adult having sex with someone over the age 92.
#1. "My Grandpa is a sag clapper because his pillow is crusty and yellow!"
#2 "Jim over there is a sag clapper!"
A black cock thats equal to or bigger than 20in
Girl: i just got chilly wacked with my boyfriends 600lb gorilla!"
#1. The art of being so bored that you end up chewing off your own shirt for something to do.
Today in class i had Jackett Disease so now im shirtless!
The one kid in your class that likes the teacher, even though she is a bitch and retard.
jim "hi miss wardle!"
Andrew: "Jim shut up, no one likes you! you have wardle disorder"
An old female squirting on her pineapple juice out of her vagina and into the nostrils of her husband/acquaintance.
Grandma: "Pour it in there"
Grandpa: "Alright its in"
Grandpa: "Ahhh, that really cleans out the sinuses! Your a hell of a sag squirter!"
when you see a banana between two apples and everyone in the room automatically know what your thinking.
Jim saw a banapple in the kitchen and his mother look at him and said "don't be a pervert"
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