2 definitions by anal cadets

a creature that dwels in your anus and sraches and bites your anus untill raw and sore.
nick is being a bitch i think he has anal creatures
by anal cadets April 23, 2006
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One who breaks into another butt whith the intent to steal their turds for their street value
I think Mrs.Sibert is a Turd burgalr because i saw her with a box of X lax and rubber gloves.
by anal cadets April 23, 2006
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