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to point out someone's mistake or failure quite crudely
teacher one to teacher two:
-this dumb-ass failed the exam again, he's so not getting promoted, I'm gonna go and rub it in his face
when three people are getting some from each other. not necessarily in the popular male+female+female configuration
-hey Julie, wanna
-yeah, but I have a guest at my house. my cousin is visiting
-um... sure, let me just call him and give him a
-him? um.. actually, let me get back to you on this one, I think I'm coming down with cancer
An answer to a question with an obvious yes.
It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?
Taking pleasure in somebody else's misfortune. From German,
also spelled shadenfreude
shrink to a patient:
-what did you feel when you found out that your successful brother had lost all his money in the stock market?
My computer just froze and I hadn't backup my data, three hours of writing a thousand-word term paper just shot to hell.
that sweet guy that keeps you company while you're indulging in a monologue with the toilet bowl after you get yourself lobotomized drunk at parties
-Last night Jared served me as a shoulder to vomit on, hadn't it been for him I'd've drowned in the toilet bowl
-Yeah, he's a sweetheart
make a u-turn
-I want to go home. Hang a U.
-This is an expressway. Niki Lauda couldn't manage a U-turn here
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