You're a Fag Hag if:
- You're a straight girl/woman and your best friend is a gay guy.
- You were once in love with your GBF.
- He knows everything about you and vice versa.
- Your GBF can touch you inappropriately but you're JUST THAT COMFORTABLE around each other.
- You go trolling around the clubs with your GBF.
"Me and my Hag"
"Can't you do anything without your Hag?"
"You girl, are a Fag Hag."