Someone who lives on Bainbridge Island. There are three types of these
1. Very freakishly tall men who still
wear big rimmed glasses, and suits that should have stayed
in the 90's. They most likely work for Microsoft.
2. Granola cruncher kids, who are unfortunately dressed in leggings and rain boots
365 days a year by their psychotic parents.
3. Strangely attractive men in hiking gear.
It's typically very easy to spot a Bainbridge Islander on the ferry boat.