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2 definitions by ambi

 
1.
1. My mothers boyfriend, Joey.
2. A bastard
Joey: *shines flashlight in my face repeatedly.
Me:Your a dick, I'm going to put your name for dick as a definition.
Joey: Ok. I don't think you have the drive from it though.
Me: * immediately does it.*
by Ambi January 21, 2013
 
2.
An attrative mother who is usally married to a rich man. She spends most of her days shopping, getting her nails and hair done, at coffee with friends and watching Oprah,while her childern are at day care and her husband is at work. Often extremely spoiled and have not worked since thier childern were born.
Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham
by ambi August 16, 2004