One of the smallest towns you will ever enter. It literally has 1 fire district, 1 deli, 1 pizza place, 1 dry cleaner, 1 dentist, 1 pharmacy, 1 hair place, 1 school (which it technically says it's in washingtonville
which is just as bad), 1 gas station, a shitty dunkin' dounuts, a car wash that I saw one person use, and some doctor place that no one goes to all in the same place. This town doesn't even have their own mailing address.
If you were to write a letter to someone in SBG and you put "South Blooming Grove, NY" as the town, you'd get the "return to sender" stamp with "no such town" written on it.