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FMS
abbreviation for the phrase "fuck me sideways"

Used during a time of aggression when something doesn't go according to plan, not actually as a command.

The abbreviation is generally used so parental figures don't know wtf you're saying.
Person 1: I heard you got rejected by that fly ass bitch.

Person 2: Yeah...FMS.
by alwaysmercurial April 20, 2009