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All men fear him, all women's vaginas fear him, and most of all his mother feared him when he ripped out his own umbilical cord and strangled the doctor with it.
After a coupla drinks at the bar, Bat Diamond walked in and impregnated all the women in the surrounding area.
by alucidreality February 16, 2010