1 definition by alrighttitties

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attaching six matches to each other, sticking the last one in your dick. You then light the first match and try to ejaculate to HBO Porn (for extra challenge) before you burn your dick.
Guy A: What's with the blood on your pants?
Guy B: I tried to pull off the Ponce. Needless to say, I failed.
by alrighttitties September 07, 2007

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