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LYG
LYG is the acronym for "Lose your Girlfriend." An alternate version is LYB for "Lose Your Boyfriend."

1. A discreet way to encourage someone to leave their hopeless significant other.
2. Passive-aggressive way to tell someone that their partner is annoying.
3. A concise pick-up line.
While on a date, if your girlfriend talks on her cell phone for thirty minutes without acknowledging you, the kind waiter may say "LYG."

Tina: Yeah, those comedians are funny or whatever, but have you guys heard of Dane Cook?!
Your Friends: LYG.

If your boyfriend keeps chatting it up with someone else at the bar, the cute bartender might wink and say, "My shift is over in 10 minutes. LYB."
by allamericanmaid December 22, 2009

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