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2 definitions by aligateronline

 
1.
(noun) the abundance of useless, small, and usually dirty copper coins that inevitably build up in every person’s wallet or purse.
Stef thought she had coins for the condom machine, but found that her purse contained only gank change.
by aligateronline November 09, 2010
 
2.
Pregnancy as the result of large quantities of alcohol.
Our son was the result of in vino fertilisation; we were incredibly drunk and forgot to use a condom.

After Callum rejected the idea of having any more children, Molly got him shit-faced and performed an in vino fertilisation.
by aligateronline August 09, 2010