4 definitions by alienmindtrick

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The information, usually from a superior in an organization or from an institution with which you do business, that you never received, but which they think you should have intuitively known despite how arcane the information is.
"My boyfriend said I didn't get him for his birthday what he'd been hinting at. I guess I didn't get the ESP Mail."
"My boss said that I didn't get a raise because I didn't do everything he told me to do, even though I showed him the email he sent requesting it and the proof that I did everything it required...and more..., he said that I hadn't done everything he expected me to do"
"I thought I'd get 50% off my purchase at X*Y^Z.com as they indicated but I didn't because of requirements they don't mention anywhere on their website."
by alienmindtrick February 11, 2010

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Verb, intransitive.

Capital gains. Money made on other money. Interest. Inheritance. Money made by people who do nothing in order to earn it.

Related forms: Unearned - past tense. Unearnings - abstract noun. Unearned - past passive participle.
"I wish Bush was still President so he could cut the Capital Gains tax again and I could unearn a ton of money on my investments."

"The Tea Party candidate in my congressional district will cut the Inheritance Tax rate so I can unearn my late parents' money!
by alienmindtrick May 04, 2012

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Extreme circular logic wherein it is fruitless to continue to examine an issue because doing so yields more of the same; beyond the relative sane limits of circular logic; the equivalent of a three-year-old's continued use of the reason 'because' when asked 'why' repeatedly by another three-year-old.
Having read my Senator's reply to my request for information on his position concerning the budget, I could only conclude that his many referrals to his original position without further clarification was a perfect example of fractal logic.
by alienmindtrick July 27, 2014

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Intentional wrongdoing, especially on the part of a politician or other public figure - although not limited to them alone; well-thought-out mischief; criminal masterminding; the process of using invention to work in order to craft new methods of wrongdoing.
Certain politicians have gone above and beyond pedestrian politics and have become disciples of creative malfeasance.
The mayor of Podunk has transmuted the art of creative malfeasance into a science; he's been in prison 3 times for it, too. And he just got re-elected.
by alienmindtrick August 13, 2015

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