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1 definition by alfredo gonzalez the twenty seventh

 
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to describe something or someone very weird who in the future are believed to come out of the closet (admit that they are a homosexual).
celeste: why is blake always staring at thomas in that way?
stephanie: he is very alchnee, have you not noticed that before?
katrina: i have noticed he was alchnee for the first time when he spanked mr.grimes in kindergarden.