1 definition by alex edgeington

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when you pierce the skin between the vagina and the anus then put some string through it (a shoe lace). Then dangle a 3 pound weight from it and then swing the pendulum into the erect penis (chuckney channel) ta dah.
oh god my dick hurts from last night . my girl friend gave me the pendulum.
by alex edgeington November 12, 2013

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